World Cup 2011 - India vs England
Damn. Damn the ground for being so small. Damn you Sehwag for playing like a crazy fool all through, and that too immediately after such a mature and flamboyant hundred. Damn you Swann for taking the wicket for Gambhir. Damn you Breast-man for taking five wickets. Damn you Anderson for taking GOD’s wicket. Damn you Yardy for taking that catch. Damn the batting line up for losing their nerves after 300/3. Damn you Harbhajan for reviewing a plumb lbw. Damn you Munaf Patel for running a short run. Damn you Zaheer Khan for being so complacent in the initial overs. Damn you Munaf Patel for being even more complacent in the initial overs. Damn you again Dhoni for not hearing the nick of Strauss. Damn all those who supported Ian Bell’s review. Damn you Dhoni for not having any strategy. Damn you Dhoni for sticking with the half-witted slow bowlers who leaked runs all through the middle overs. Damn you Dhoni again for not hearing the nick of Strauss. Damn the entire closeup fielding company for not hearing the nicks of Strauss. Damn you third umpire for not giving Bell lbw. Damn you Strauss for batting so magnificently, for whom there is #RESPECT. Damn you Bell for coming back to bat after walking off for what everyone knows that was OUT. Damn you Pietersen for hitting so many runs. Damn you Piyush Chawla for that second last over. Damn you Tim Breast-man, damn you Ajmal Shahjad and damn you Graeme Swann for hitting those sixes. Damn all you commentators and everyone else who said that in the end Cricket is the winner. Damn all of you who say that it was a magnificent match. Damn all of you who say that England is as good as India. Damn the day 27th February, 2011. Damn Damn Damn. Fucking Damn.
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3 comments:
loved this article! My bet is on India not reaching the finals! It was a pathetic peformance by India. Dhoni thought he would get lucky with Piyush bowling last over as he got lucky with Joginder Sharma (was that his name?) bowling last over to a stupid Misbah who threw it away!
Damn Dhoni. Let the blood go to your brains too :P
Now, that Ireland has defeated England; I guess India should be ashamed even more (about drawing that match with England) :)
actually not, India should now sit up and take notice of Ireland, cos they're next up. and India should thank Ireland, for inflicting such a defeat on England, because that will negate a lot of damage done in the tied match.
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